Incoherently Specious Intel

I know it’s a little lengthy but I’m a man of many words. Soooo um…my name is “The flying spaghetti monster” but call me Dot . I’m a hoot and a holler, I’m a pretty funny guy. I’m a little crazy, nothing to be alarmed of. Isn’t everyone though. People also tell me I’m intelligent, I don’t see it. I’m a vegetarian. If you want to know the cures for AIDS and cancer, I know them. People think there are none because the government says there are none. If you don’t think there are any just think about how there’s no money in the cures for diseases. The world revolves around money. Moving on. I write Philosophies and theories on any and everything imaginable. I am a very logical thinking human being, a non conformist, and doesn’t like to be labeled. I don’t like to be called a nigga or any form of the word. No matter how you cook a goat it’s still a goat, and no matter how you spell nigga you still know what the original word meant and was used for. I don’t know how many times someone has called me a nigga, then I told them I don’t like to be called a nigga, and in doing so they came at me with a barrage of niggas. Those people slay me. Plus I don’t understand why Mexican people can call each other niggas and even black people niggas, but when a white person says it people want to wet themselves. From now on black people are wetbacks, Asian people are crackers, white people are niggas, and Mexicans are chinks to me. I don’t care what you’re saying around me though, just don’t direct it towards me and we’ll be cool. I’m just not down with derogatory language. I don’t really curse. I don’t believe in sex before marriage either. If it really has to be done I would like to be in a meaningful relationship with the person. Honestly I’m really not into contraceptives. If you have to use protection then it’s just sex, and sex is just a selfish pleasure of the flesh. I’m not knocking the people that do have sex, I just don’t condone it. If that your choice then do what you have to do. I won’t even get into a relationship with anyone unless I think we have a chance of being married, I don’t see any reason to get into one for any other reason. I’m looking for someone to love and someone to love me not looking for a whole lot more. With all of that said, have a magnificent Monday, tubular Tuesday, wonderful Wednesday, thrilling Thursday, fantastic Friday, superific Saturday, or a sunny Sunday. Most likely I don’t know what day of the week it is, because I don’t keep up with that, and I don’t know what day you came on my page. Send me a message if you want.